Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Thursday, May 24, 2018

Travel Advice for Tourists: If You Don't Do This in Venice, You Need to Have Your IQ Tested

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This is what you should do when you visit Venice, or I’m going to get so mad at you it’s not even funny! First, you should go to Pia...
Friday, June 17, 2016

San Marino - Long Live All the Tiny Countries in the World, Microstate Kitch and All

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San Marino is a country that makes Denmark look like a continent. This miniature state is only the size of a toenail, surrounded ...
Thursday, August 7, 2014

Floating - A Healthy Trip Into Your Mother's Womb and Your Own Twisted Mind

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Floating is the new craze. Or if it isn't, it should be. It's the closest you get to tripping in a salty environment. So you go...
Monday, June 9, 2014

Dammit, Why Did We Miss The Naked Bike Ride in Portland? (Sweaty Balls and All)

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1. I'm still disappointed I didn't make it to The Naked Bike Ride Saturday night in Portland. All those bloated bellies and sag...
Tuesday, December 27, 2011

There Is Nothing More Powerful Than Yoga (Unless You Hate It, Of Course)

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1. I absolutely adore yoga. It's like having sex with yourself - a spiritual cleansing, a divine form of masturbation that has been ...
Thursday, March 3, 2011

How To Sleep With An Author In The Comfort Of Your Own Head

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1. It's a difficult choice. It's always a difficult choice: Who to sleep with. So many writers, so little time but at Sylvia Be...
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Monday, January 31, 2011

A Danish Jesusland In The Middle Of The Orange Groves?

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1. It's a wet dream for any Dane. You're driving down a street in generic Yorba Linda south of Los Angeles. The palm trees are ...
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Saturday, March 21, 2009

God, I'm So in Love with Judge Judy. She's my Favorite Nazi.

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 1. I'm in love. Please don't tell my girlfriend. She'll be devastated when she finds out, but I can't keep it to myse...
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