Read The Tsar's Dwarf (Hawthorne Books)

Read The Tsar's Dwarf (Hawthorne Books)
"A curious and wonderful work of great human value by a Danish master." Sebastian Barry, Man Booker finalist (Click on the picture to go to the book's Amazon page)

Friday, November 11, 2016

The Amazing Nostradamus Predictions About Donald Trump Rightly Understood


Memo to all fear mongers who love to quote Nostradamus: The world will not end with Donald Trump. There won't be any apocalypse in the near future. This is the correct verse from the 16th century seer that some people think refer to the new President-elect:

"The false trumpet of madness will rise in the West
his small fingers in the honeypot of fresh faced virgins.
Oh, how shameless he brawls, this orange child monster
possessed by the darkness of his own mirrors.
Yay, watch him flap his erection in the Russian breeze
at the Arab Prince and the Republic in the East,
while he reaches for the button of brimstone 
only to delete his own tweets."

Nostradamus also predicted that Andorra would win the World Cup in 2014. Have a nice day, everybody and let's keep the faith!   

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